A plethora of Cakes
Lets see, I think this was cake number 3, but it was the best because it was made with love (and a bit of extra saliva. eeewwww) by Kim and Austyn for her Family party. Lets catch everyone up on the number of parties she had. First was the Swim Team party, seeing as her birthday coincided with a swim meet. Can't really have a swim meet without first stuffing the kids with sugar, now can we? Then we had the Kid party. see last post. Then the Family party, which she slept through half of because the Kid Party had a sleepover component that kept her up until 3am. Luckily it was at her mom's house. Let's move on, shall we?
In addition to Austyn getting presents, Bryce got a new seat from Uncle Chris, well, from Cousin Lilly really. She has grown out of it, so The B-Man gets a crack at it. He really enjoys being able to sit without being held onto. It frees up valuable brain activity for concentrating on keeping his head up. No need to send messages to those pesky trunk and limb muscles.
The Bumbo chairs are very handy for sitting on tables, counters or even laps! Run out and get one today. Only available in x-small. Hey Max! Cool shirt. Uncle Rusty likes to wear his (Mr. Hawk's, not Max's) cargo shorts. And don't the rest of you try and pretend you don't know who Mr. Hawk is. (he's only the most accomplished skateboarder of all time, dontcha know?)(it helps to say that last bit with a nice minnesota accent, ya, you betcha!)
That's LASER, not loser. Her Swim team is the Lake Marion Lasers. Not the Lake Marion Losers.
It's SuperBirthdaySwimmerGirl! She's Superman's second cousin, twice removed. check out what the boys are wearing for suits these days. What ever happened to the bannana hammock (ie. the Speedo)? they still lay it all out for you to see, except now they cover your thighs! Don't want to see those upper legs, might shock the more conservative swim spectator.
In addition to Austyn getting presents, Bryce got a new seat from Uncle Chris, well, from Cousin Lilly really. She has grown out of it, so The B-Man gets a crack at it. He really enjoys being able to sit without being held onto. It frees up valuable brain activity for concentrating on keeping his head up. No need to send messages to those pesky trunk and limb muscles.
The Bumbo chairs are very handy for sitting on tables, counters or even laps! Run out and get one today. Only available in x-small. Hey Max! Cool shirt. Uncle Rusty likes to wear his (Mr. Hawk's, not Max's) cargo shorts. And don't the rest of you try and pretend you don't know who Mr. Hawk is. (he's only the most accomplished skateboarder of all time, dontcha know?)(it helps to say that last bit with a nice minnesota accent, ya, you betcha!)
That's LASER, not loser. Her Swim team is the Lake Marion Lasers. Not the Lake Marion Losers.
It's SuperBirthdaySwimmerGirl! She's Superman's second cousin, twice removed. check out what the boys are wearing for suits these days. What ever happened to the bannana hammock (ie. the Speedo)? they still lay it all out for you to see, except now they cover your thighs! Don't want to see those upper legs, might shock the more conservative swim spectator.
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