Ode to Conan
Long ago, in a time far from today, there lived a man's man. that man was Conan the Barbarian. You must realize that i am not all that serious here. Conan, what is the best thing in Life?... Conan:"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!". Damn straight Conan. you the man. Hey, what's that symbol you are looking for look like? " ....Dah ting looged like dis - it hod two snake-hedds commink togeddah obah a sun und a moon.... ".
So, we have seen Conan the barbarian, now we have Conan the septugenarian. Oh Arnold, what has being a Republican done to you? But seriously, Conan is like the best movie ever. Just the first one though. the second one (with Wilt Chamberland, say no more) sucked. The first one had James Earl Jones. Any movie with Arnold and James Earl Jones has to rock. I can just hear the lamentations of the women. I bet Maria Shriver lamentates when she sees the Governator without his shirt. Arnold, Raise those emmisions standards! (this from a man who owns multiple Hummers).
Now for something completely different. Sleestak!!! AHHHHH!!! Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedition, met the greatest Earthquake ever known...High on the rapids, it tossed their tiny raft....and plunged them down and down to the deep below....to The Land of the Lost, the Land of the Lost, the Land of the LOST, LOSt, LOst, Lost,lost..... Man I loved that show. Holly was cute.
Here's what Kim will think of this post.
So, we have seen Conan the barbarian, now we have Conan the septugenarian. Oh Arnold, what has being a Republican done to you? But seriously, Conan is like the best movie ever. Just the first one though. the second one (with Wilt Chamberland, say no more) sucked. The first one had James Earl Jones. Any movie with Arnold and James Earl Jones has to rock. I can just hear the lamentations of the women. I bet Maria Shriver lamentates when she sees the Governator without his shirt. Arnold, Raise those emmisions standards! (this from a man who owns multiple Hummers).
Now for something completely different. Sleestak!!! AHHHHH!!! Marshall, Will and Holly, on a routine expedition, met the greatest Earthquake ever known...High on the rapids, it tossed their tiny raft....and plunged them down and down to the deep below....to The Land of the Lost, the Land of the Lost, the Land of the LOST, LOSt, LOst, Lost,lost..... Man I loved that show. Holly was cute.
Here's what Kim will think of this post.
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