Sid would be so proud. I know Daddy is (he's jealous too).

Daddy, what you do to my hair? It not my fault you shave all yours off. Is this a nod to our Native American friends or snotty people from England circa 1976?
Heee Heee Heee. Man, Who's got the twinkies?
Oi! Wacher lookin at, Ya Wankers!
Daddy, I not sure you have correctly grounded this light switch. Is hair raising experience. But I sure look cool and save lots of money on hair product.